Why jokes
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.