Why jokes
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Why did the tomato go red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr. Jones's lesson. Mr. Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill."
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.