A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
Why Jokes
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
