Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Two friends who've been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his wife a card and a dildo for her birthday.
The second guy asks why he got his wife a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, "If she doesn't like the card I got her, then she can go fuck herself!"
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife.
Why are babies called bundles of joy?
When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.