Why jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.

Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.

Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?

Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!

Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?

In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.

Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?

To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.

So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.

A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"

The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."