Why jokes
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.