Why jokes
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run away too if your name was OAhHhPrhhHK.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
Why?
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"