Why jokes
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"