Why jokes
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.