Why jokes
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila