Why jokes
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."