Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Why Jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Why did half the world go to hell? Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED (again)!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
