Why jokes
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.