Why jokes

Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?

Because they are really good at saving.

Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

Because he needs the parent's signature.

Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?

Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.

Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.

Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.