Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?
Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?
Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.
Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.
Son: And you got $0.00.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.