Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why Jokes
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
