Why jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!