Why jokes
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.