Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why Jokes
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"
So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."
So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"
The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
