Why jokes
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."