Why jokes

Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆

Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?

Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?

Are you kidding me?!?

Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"

Mister: No, you shit head.

Boy: Why? :(

Mister: Because I'm not your dad.

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

Because every play has a cast.

Me: 911, I just killed someone.

Cops: Cool, we will not come.

Me: Why?

Cops: Don't admit a crime.

Phones: *Bang Bang*

Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.