Why jokes
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why are nuts on boys?
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.