Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Why Jokes
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
