Why jokes

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.

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    • I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...

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    • Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.

    Why don’t orphans have sex?

    Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

    I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"

    And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"

    And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.

    One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."

    The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."

    Why do orphans like to go to church?

    Because they can finally call someone "father!"

    What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

    Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?

    Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.

    Why can’t orphans play baseball?

    Because they can’t find their way home.