Why jokes

My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭

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    • Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.

    A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.

    Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?

    Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.

    Store owner: But still, why?

    Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.

    Store owner: Oh, I get it now!

    Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?

    Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.

    Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

    What do you call an orphan? Homeless.

    What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.

    Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.

    Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."

    Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

    Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

    Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

    I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.

    'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!

    Like I said, it's really bad. :(

    Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.