Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Why Jokes
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
