Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia.
The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly.
After a while, the tired man gets frustrated and walks downstairs for a smoke. He stops in the lounge and asks the receptionist to bring tea to their room in five minutes.
The man walks back into the room, joins the table, leans towards a power outlet and speaks into it:
"Comrade major, we want some tea to room 62 please."
His friends laugh at the joke, until there is a knock on the door. The receptionist brings a teapot. His friends fall silent and pale, horrified of what they just witnessed. The party is dead, and the man goes to sleep.
After a good night's rest, the man wakes up, and notices his friends are gone. Surprised, he walks downstairs and asks the receptionist where they went.
The nervous receptionist whispers that KGB came and took them before dawn.
The man is horrified. He wonders why he was spared.
The receptionist responds:
"Well, comrade major did quite like your tea joke."
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.