Why jokes
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
Comment down below!
Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!