Why jokes
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.