Why jokes
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
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Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
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Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldnβt find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?