Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is this a category?
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.