Why jokes
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!