Why jokes
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
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Why did a bisexual man wanted a physically handicapped ♿ 👨💼 👨 👬 gay man to give him a anonymous blowjob under the stall inside the men'restroom 🚻 🚹 at a restarea? because getting a blowjob from a call girl 👧 cost $75.00 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.