Why jokes
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."