Why jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣