Why jokes
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂