Why jokes
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."