Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, "Why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed?" He wouldn't reply.
His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day, took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night, Thomas kept on thinking to himself, "I never said cheese before someone snapped my picture." He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend, "Fillet in him feel better."
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
