Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why Jokes
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
