Why jokes
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.