Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Why Jokes
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
