Why jokes
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"