Why jokes
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"