Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why Jokes
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
