Why jokes
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.