Why jokes

Toy

  • Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

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  • Rock

  • Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

    It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!

    Cake

  • Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

    He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

    Life

  • Why am I still alive?

    Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...

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