Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why Jokes
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
A man sits in a bar and gets seriously drunk to the point where he vomits on his shirt. He panics.
The bartender asked, "What's wrong, sir?"
The man replies, "I got drunk and vomited, my wife will kill me."
The bartender says, "Put $20 in the shirt and say someone puked on you and they paid you for the wash."
So the man walks out with the $20 he put in his shirt pocket. The next day, the wife said, "Why is there vomit on your shirt?"
The man says, "Someone puked on me and gave me $20 bucks for the wash."
The wife pulls out the money. "There is $40," says the wife.
"Oh, he also peed on me and paid for the wash, too." The man walks away believing he didn't get caught by his wife.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
