Why jokes
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...