Why jokes
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"