Why jokes
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."