Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Why Jokes
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
