Why jokes

Why can't the orphan run past third base?

'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.

Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

To make up her mind.

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

Why am I still alive?

Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...

A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.

The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?

Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!

Why is it easy to weigh fish?

Because they have their own scales! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚