Why jokes
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."