Why jokes
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."