Why woman?
Why Jokes
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
