Why jokes
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.