Why jokes

You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.

Why do Orphans like school?

Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.

Why can't orphans get a job?

Because they don't have a home.

Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.

Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.

That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

Why was the emo person dead inside?

Because I stole their insides.

Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?

Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.

Why was Kobe a good father?

He took his daughter with him.

Why do orphans want to die?

Because they might see their parents in Heaven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he had someone to call a father.

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Why does an orphan start with an "O"?

Because they only see their parents in their dream.

Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.