Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Why Jokes
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
