Why jokes
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.