Why jokes
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")