Why jokes
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/