Why jokes
Why is he ourple?
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."