Why jokes
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.