Why jokes
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?