Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why Jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
