Why jokes
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.