Why jokes

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.

Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?

Because everything they do is in vein.

Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".

If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?

Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!