Why jokes
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.