Why jokes
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.