Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why Jokes
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
