Why jokes
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.
When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.