Why jokes
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.