Why jokes
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.