Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why Jokes
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
