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I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.

They said: "Because I lost my parents."

I said: "Let's find them."

They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.

Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.

Judge: But why?

Accused: Because I’m an orphan.

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.

Daughter: Mommy?

Mom: Hey.

Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?

Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.

Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

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    • When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

    Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

    So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.