Why jokes
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they arenโt.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. ๐ก๐คฌ๐๐ป๐๐ผ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฟ
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why canโt orphans play baseball?
Because they canโt find home base.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they canโt get a parent signature.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.