Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Why Jokes
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
