Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why Jokes
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
