Why jokes
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.