Why jokes
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.