Why jokes
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.