Why jokes
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.