Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why Jokes
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
