Why jokes
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣