Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
