Why jokes
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."