Why jokes
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.