Why jokes
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?