Why jokes
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...