Why jokes
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.