Why jokes
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did the bus cross the road?
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.