Why jokes
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.