Why jokes
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.