Why jokes
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.