Why jokes
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?