Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.