Why jokes
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.